...Clarkson out of it. We're determined that he sent naked photos of himself to Piers Morgan. We've decided that's what he's done. Has he? Well, you'll have to...you know? The same sort of thinking that made Gordon Brown be interviewed by Piers Morgan. &q

...has been in the news all week after it was reported in a new book that Prime Minister Gordon Brown has in the past lost his temper in the office and...

...game sucked out of you, do it in front of a feminist - and do it in front of Germaine Greer, preferably, sitting there knitting, going, "I don't know...

...born when I used to watch Newsround, so… They have changed it a lot since John Craven said, "Hello again. " Yeah. every day I loved it - he'd...

...years ago, claims he was regularly made fun of because of his ears. And former Minister Hazel Blears said she had to put up with constant jokes about her...

...the room. Yesterday, two former Ministers came forward with their stories. Charles Clarke, who left the Government two years ago, claims he was regularly...website where you can find a list of contact details. Rather odd to pick on Charles Clarke's ear

...which it was contained. Well, let's have a look at story C, and this is that Nick Griffin is breeding albino rats. So what do you think, Germaine? feel a...

...the Oystercard reader you can get a free journey. Ed. Fake! Fake. And finally, Susan Boyle was mistaken as the Queen by Eurostar staff in Paris? Real. is...

...week at all? We played fantasy news, but it got a bit samey. We couldn't get Jeremy Clarkson out of it. We're determined that he sent naked photos of...and see. Or was it Anne Widdecombe? Sent… No, not Anne Widdecombe sending… Jeremy Clarkson sendi

...the smell of wasabi rather than a screeching noise. Ed. Real. Simply Red star Mick Hucknall has shaved - BUZZER Whatever it is, it's real. I'll finish the...- BUZZER Whatever it is, it's real. I'll finish the question. Simply Red star Mick Hucknall has

...the real story? So let's have a look at report A. do you get when you cross Norman Tebbit, a no-nonsense politician, with a fancy-dress dragon? The dragon...notoriously short-tempered. Well, it wouldn't be the first obnoxious dragon Norman Tebbit has h

...spot the real story? Here's story A. This is the story that a look-alike of Osama Bin Laden - at least they assume it's a look-alike - is working as a bin...

...make of that? don't buy the head of carnivores. He seemed like an extra from a Guy Ritchie film. He seemed like, "Oh, you know, just had a bit of an...

...that gives us the smell of wasabi rather than a screeching noise. Ed. Real. Simply Red star Mick Hucknall has shaved - BUZZER Whatever it is, it's real....has shaved - BUZZER Whatever it is, it's real. I'll finish the question. Simply Red star Mick Huc

...new quiz show, where the question master is a monkey, has been commissioned by Channel 4. BUZZER Ed. True. Fake. But we'll be keeping our eyes on it. A...

...been given an ASBO. BUZZER Ed. Real. Fake. $$WHITEArdman Animation have forced YouTube to remove a graphic sex scene between Wallace and gromit. Germaine....ones you all got wrong in the buzzer round. Do you believe that they've asked YouTube to take d

...was leading Chinese New Year celebrations outside the Canton restaurant in Bury St Edmunds. Down the road, Lord Tebbit, unaware what the celebrations were...associated him with Chingford. I can't think what on earth he's doing in Bury St Edmunds. Somet

...sex scene between Wallace and gromit. Germaine. Fake. At the World Cup in South Africa, special buses will ferry England fans from a pub to a nearby...

...Tebbit would do? Jostling someone, yes, but I've always associated him with Chingford. I can't think what on earth he's doing in Bury St Edmunds....with in that story! Norman Tebbit in Bury St Edmunds? So you think he lives in Chingford, not Bury St Ed

...in that chair. you been playing a live X-Box… I have. In the beautiful rural Lincolnshire? While Germaine sits there knitting a jumper for her greyhound...

...Germaine. Fake. At the World Cup in South Africa, special buses will ferry England fans from a pub to a nearby brothel. BUZZER Ed. Real. That's real. Noel...

...TV no, internet - nothing. So they don't know anything at all about the second Falklands War - sorry, Malvinas War. Before we release them back into Grand...

...to the highest bidder at a Labour Party charity auction - and it's fake. Ah! London Underground have noticed a fault in their ticketing system meaning that...

...have noticed a fault in their ticketing system meaning that by tapping a real Oyster on the Oystercard reader you can get a free journey. Ed. Fake! Fake. And...

...killing and a lot of knitting and a lot of swearing. Yeah. We played a lot of Scrabble. He's so moralistic. I put down "squit", and he said,...where they can't have the TV or the news or anything like that, give them a Scrabble board and no d

...world. So how will they know what's been going on while Good evening. I am David Mitchell, and welcome to The Bubble, the show where we ask three...

...Monkey, where the quiz-master is a monkey. I thought they might have at least Commissioned a pilot. no. No-one has commissioned it, but...

...was paying until, "Did you die again? Yeah? You're never going to catch Makarov now, are you? " That sounds sort of - idyllic. You were far more...

...and I think it's most succinctly and emotionally expressed in this clip from Taiwanese news. I have never hit anybody in my life. SPEAKING IN TAIWANESE I...

...Look, that's not true. Most of the time I just said to him things like, "Aren't you dead? " was really paying attention as well! It was really...

...So let's meet tonight's guests. Straight from the Bubble, please welcome John Richardson, Hello and welcome to you all, and you have genuinely been cut...

...I mean, people breed all sorts of disgusting things. I had a guinea pig called Vivienne. That's another one. He was brown and white - with a little bit of...

...former Ministers came forward with their stories. Charles Clarke, who left the Government two years ago, claims he was regularly made fun of because of his...Then she went public in an attempt to, basically, it seems, smear the Government, and then mos

...the biggest carnivores in the animal kingdom - until now. One of the lions at Woburn Safari Park has swapped her normal diet of raw meat for pumpkin. Well,...

...in the room when that came up, before she'd even said her sentence, thought, Christ, he's got big ears! It looks like he'd be able to hear things that were...number of calls from Number Ten Downing Street. The head of that organisation, Christine Pratt

...whether it is happening in the workplace or whether or not it's true even in Downing Street. And if bullying is an issue that concerns you or you would just...real. That was going on last week. There was talk of Brown bullying people in Downing Street,

...more on the BBC News Channel. Now language. $WHITE Take three celebrities, send them out to a remote house in the country, then seal them in - with no...

...one of the true things is that his company has pitched an idea called Beat the Monkey, where the quiz-master is a monkey. I thought they might have at least...

...in Somerset has been given an ASBO. BUZZER Ed. Real. Fake. $$WHITEArdman Animation have forced YouTube to remove a graphic sex scene between Wallace and...

...as a possible cure for prostate cancer, although, as you say, this is from the Daily Mail health section, who are probably running out of things that might...

...journey. Ed. Fake! Fake. And finally, Susan Boyle was mistaken as the Queen by Eurostar staff in Paris? Real. is real. So at the end of that, the winner is...

...and Clarke. Well, I am afraid to have to tell you that the correct answer is A. Lord Tebbit kicked a child. Yes, the child was dressed as a dragon. In fact,...

...remove a graphic sex scene between Wallace and gromit. Germaine. Fake. At the World Cup in South Africa, special buses will ferry England fans from a pub to...

...me if I'm wrong, but that floating end that went by behind her, isn't that Newsround? Isn't that the symbol for Newsround, which is a BBC show, and I was...great hay of the fact that the BBC couldn't fake any news reports, so unless Newsround isn't con

...a no-nonsense politician, with a fancy-dress dragon? The dragon was leading Chinese New Year celebrations outside the Canton restaurant in Bury St Edmunds....

...what's been going on while Good evening. I am David Mitchell, and welcome to The Bubble, the show where we ask three celebrities to spend the week...but only one of these has genuinely been on the TV news while you have been in The Bubble. The other tw