...newspapers? What about radio DJs like John Gaunt, Nick Ferrari? What about Jeremy Clarkson? The problem is, Gary, people like me in this country, we...

...that is what is the fabric of this country, what make it such a lovely time. Steve Goodall is an outspoken talk show host on a local radio station in the...

...week on Bellamy's People. Are you a Jute? I'm the award-winning journalist Gary Bellamy. For the last few years, I've been talking to the people of...of the most culturally diverse parts of Britain. 'Ello, love. Linda, hello. Gary Bellamy. Oh, my goodn

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...And how long was he doing that? About two and a half minutes. There you go. Winston Churchill would be disgusted with you. Brian May should be playing for...

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...please. I've written a poem about fox hunting from the fox's perspective. BBC Three and Four, they're always in such small print. Red lines painted on...

...come here. So what if have you got education and that? So what if you can get Nintendo? So what if you can drive a car? So what if you get mobile phones? So...

...You turn round there it's like the Congo, you turn round there it's like the Isle Of Wight. I love that. A lot of people don't like that, do they? No, they...

...help in our discussion? To tell the truth, yeah, we didn't want to come here. Pakistanis, we didn't want to come here. So what if have you got education and...get all of that? We didn't want to be here. We would much rather be like in Pakistan and that

...friends and their, I don't know, holiday homes in Tuscany. What's wrong with Skegness? You say that, you say the media's all left wing, what about the Daily...

...some of them are? There he is. Pablo! Pablo Conscious arrived in Britain from Jamaica in the 1960s and has had problems with the authorities ever since. Step...

...mark on these shores. And, recently, people from former colonies in Africa, Asia and the West Indies have made their homes here. So what do we mean when we...a local radio station in the Midlands. I don't blame the blacks either, or the Asians. That's

...know, have they? No, they have. Russia. Well, they have, they must have. Yes, Portugal. Yeah. But you don't know who their patron saints are. No. They...

...Only… Wales… Ethiopia. Have they got one? Yes. Have they? What about Lithuania? I don't know, have they? No, they have. Russia. Well, they have,...

...we live, don't you? You know what this country is called? Yeah, Great Britain. GREAT Britain, Gary. That's it. You said it. Not Mediocre Britain or Rotten...

...face,' as I meet Bellamy's People. Of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. We start our journey this week in Newcastle. I've come to the...

...most people without any black friends, I'm definitely not a racist. "In the Thai I say hi as they bring me some tom kha gai. "In the Chinese I say, please,...

...half the patron saints of any other countries in the world. Only… Wales… Ethiopia. Have they got one? Yes. Have they? What about Lithuania? I don't...

...of Greece? I don't know. Ironically, the patron saint of Greece was born in Turkey. Turkey. Right. They're age-old enemies. Palestine… Now at least the...

...you don't know who their patron saints are. No. They fervently celebrate them. Greece, you've probably been on holiday to Greece. I've been to Greece. Well,...them. Greece, you've probably been on holiday to Greece. I've been to Greece. Well, who is th

...I would love to go to Bombay. "The waiter laughs and says 'my family is from Jaipur' "and gives me a heated towel. "I think I'll have a pizza tomorrow."...

...made their mark on these shores. And, recently, people from former colonies in Africa, Asia and the West Indies have made their homes here. So what do we mean...

...Britain, differentiating it from lesser Britain or lesser Britannia, which was Brittany. Great Britain is the greater area, the greater land mass. It's...

...me a heated towel. "I think I'll have a pizza tomorrow." Bombay is called Mumbai now. Bombay is called Mumbai, is it? ! (WELSH ACCENT) Fee, fi, fo, fum,...

...actually spoke to you lot face to face,' as I meet Bellamy's People. Of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. We start our journey this...Drivens and all those people and let's get on to when Great Britain became the United Kingdom.

...in touch with the best people in the world, mate. Coventry, Birmingham, Derby, Nottingham, Peterborough… Best country in the world, best people in the...

...we? Steve. Hello. Nice to see you, hello. Gary, hello, mate. Welcome to Middle England Radio. This is where it all happens. This is where it happens, mate,...this programme about? The people of Great Britain. I'm going to travel round England and… Go

...in them neck, yeah. Make them sure we run things just so. England man reaching Scotland. Scots boy come and make them noise, you know, "Och di whooo, di hidey...

...Argonaut reach through, because Titus shall guide them. Like when I reach to Ramsgate, stupid little custom boy give me lyrics… in the passport section....

...What are you doing? I've just got a text. Who's that from? It's a picture from Michaela, my girlfriend. Michaela? She's at the zoo. She took her nephew to the...to see some animals. What are you? Some kind of pussy? "I've got a text from Michaela. "She

...It's just great as a big thing. Now look, the French call us, they call us Grande Bretagne, whatever they call it. The Germans call us Grass Britain, you...

...like this testify to a history of invasion and upheaval. The Celts, the Angles, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Romans, the Normans and not forgetting the...

...actually - the Brythonic term, Priteni, is very similar to the Goidelic word, Cruithne. OK, let's forget about the Privins and the Drivens and all those...

...an individual basis, especially in the valleys, we're very friendly. Up there, North Wales, (in nasal voice) they talk like that. I don't like them. I don't...Wales, (in nasal voice) they talk like that. I don't like them. I don't like North Wales, I d

...I think we're getting both things wrong. I suppose it's a little bit like at Christmas when you invite an uncle over and he's just got remarried to, like, a...

...some are the infidel. Only some can come through the strait. On one side is Scylla and on the other side is Charybdis. A whirlpool and a monster. Only...

...There's been a lot of fuss lately, hasn't there, about should we celebrate St George's Day? Yes. I can't think for a moment why we should. This idea we've...

...since William The Conqueror in order. Yes, well, I can name every single Doctor Who from William Hartnell in order. Willy, Willy, Harry, Stee, Harry,...

...The Earl of Broadstairs, the Duke of Reading, the Viscount of Guildford… Isn't that marvellous? And to me that is what is the fabric of this country,...why we should. This idea we've got patron saints for different countries. Isn't that a farce? I me

...you know. Right. Getting myself a Scotch and coke, settle down in front of EastEnders and I'm done for the day. It's very much like EastEnders, isn't it?...

...saint of Greece was born in Turkey. Turkey. Right. They're age-old enemies. Palestine… Now at least the Palestinian patron saint actually died in...Palestine… Now at least the Palestinian patron saint actually died in Palestine. He wasn't… from P

...Express? What about these newspapers? What about radio DJs like John Gaunt, Nick Ferrari? What about Jeremy Clarkson? The problem is, Gary, people like me...

...get on to when Great Britain became the United Kingdom. Which was when? In the Middle Ages. 1707. Oh, really, as late as that? This is one of the key dates in...

...types with their gay friends and their, I don't know, holiday homes in Tuscany. What's wrong with Skegness? You say that, you say the media's all left...

...But castles like this testify to a history of invasion and upheaval. The Celts, the Angles, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Romans, the Normans and not...

...but I love meeting people, and let's face it, I'm not going to go to the North Pole, am I, and meet an Eskimo. But I might meet one here who wants to...

...dancing. There was British music. Brian May was on top of the Palace playing God Save The Queen. What could be more British than that? And how long was he...

...Willy, Willy, Harry, Stee, Harry, Dick, John, Harry Three. One two three Neds, Richard 2, Harrys 4, 5, 6, then who? Edward 4, 5. Dick the Bad, Harrys...2, Harrys 4, 5, 6, then who? Edward 4, 5. Dick the Bad, Harrys twain and Ned the Lad… The frog lan

...strawberries like? Oh, they're delicious. 50p for them. Linda Darling works in Deptford Market in one of the most culturally diverse parts of Britain. 'Ello,...

...can come through the strait. On one side is Scylla and on the other side is Charybdis. A whirlpool and a monster. Only Argonaut reach through, because...

...been talking to the people of Britain on my award-winning phone-in programme, Down The Line. Let's have another call, please. I've written a poem about fox...

...Mm. Well, let's try you on another couple of dates. This is fun(! ) The Spanish Armada, where we managed to prevent the Spanish from invading, and thus...to prevent the Spanish from invading, and thus we speak English today and not Spanish. Have a stab

...Yeah. Now, do you feel better? Yeah? I could name every English monarch since William The Conqueror in order. Yes, well, I can name every single Doctor Who...

...say the media's all left wing, what about the Daily Telegraph, The Times, the Daily Mail, the Express? What about these newspapers? What about radio DJs like...

...language and adult humour. What could be more typically British than this? A Constable sky, flower-filled meadow and a lovely old castle. But castles like...

...Yes, well, I can name every single Doctor Who from William Hartnell in order. Willy, Willy, Harry, Stee, Harry, Dick, John, Harry Three. One two three Neds,...

...this testify to a history of invasion and upheaval. The Celts, the Angles, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Romans, the Normans and not forgetting the Jutes have...

...the French call us, they call us Grande Bretagne, whatever they call it. The Germans call us Grass Britain, you know. It all means the same thing. I'm...

...say that, you say the media's all left wing, what about the Daily Telegraph, The Times, the Daily Mail, the Express? What about these newspapers? What about...

...they talk like that. I don't like them. I don't like North Wales, I don't like Mid Wales. I don't really like people in Swansea that much....

...of our military history? No, no. It's purely a geographical term. Originally, Greater Britain, differentiating it from lesser Britain or lesser Britannia,...

...to be the only date you know. We've got everybody, ain't we? Yeah. We've got Vietnamese, we've got Bangaloris, Indipops. We've got Germanics and Jews. We've...

...the Saxons, the Vikings, the Romans, the Normans and not forgetting the Jutes have all made their mark on these shores. And, recently, people from...

...OK. Presumably, you know, some of the popular dates from our French campaigns, Battle of Agincourt, for instance. Yeah, of course. So are you going to...going to entertain us with a stab at it? Well, everyone knows the date of the Battle of Agincourt,

...years. No. Um, can't we go back? If I was a one-eyed, black, disabled, lesbian Muslim, they'd be beating me door down and going have your own show, you know....Steve, how many shows on the BBC have you seen fronted by a black, disabled Muslim lesbian?

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...the '50s, you know. The corner shop, the village green, you know. Cambridge, Cornwall, all those things. I mean, look at this place, it's absolutely...

...Mumbai, is it? ! (WELSH ACCENT) Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Gary Bellamy? Yes. Yeah. Bryn, Bryn Tablock. It's nice to meet you....that, yeah. I love history of England, right. Because, let me tell you this, Englishman know tha

...was no Morris dancing. There was British music. Brian May was on top of the Palace playing God Save The Queen. What could be more British than that? And...

...Bombay is called Mumbai now. Bombay is called Mumbai, is it? ! (WELSH ACCENT) Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Gary Bellamy? Yes. Yeah....