...the cinema later. Oh, what are you going to see? Sex Fart 3. Is that that new Miley Cyrus film? It's a reward for Matt. He got a U in his Geography mock. But...

...is Arnold the Blob. This is Bob the Blob. And this is a life-size model of Lionel Richie's head. Hello, is it me you're looking for? Poor DK. Food can...

...her flaws and the dreams will go away. Are you sure? It worked for me and Jeremy Clarkson. I've got a restraining order! It's worth a try. Laters, dude....

...a bad case of the hairs. It makes you look like an old lesbian. For example, Noel Edmonds. The pain! I need something to distract me. Aah. Contentment....

...before she gets here, Jezza? "Certainly not. I hate yodelling. It's the noise James May makes when I bum him." Oh. Killjoy. Nine? ! Nine? ! Nine? ! Nine? !...

...DK. Food can trigger weird dreams. Can it? Yeah. Don't eat anything before Bedfordshire and you'll be dandy. Ooh, here she comes now. It's your...

...I don't know what I'm saying? It's about helping yourself relax. And not in a Kleenex way. So I could say anything I want then? I suppose so, yeah....

...I need something to distract us and move us on. Like… Yeah? Basket weaving! Chloe, I'm not a recovering alcoholic. But we need a common interest. Something...But we need a common interest. Something apartfrom sex. A musical instrument? Chloe. I said

...of common interests. Eating, sleeping, plucking my face. That's sex again. PLUCKING my face. It needs to be something very pure and unerotic. Meditation....

...You look like a couple of toddlers at a wedding. Jasmine! Just show them your IDs. But we don't have any. What? Not even a birth certificate. No. Mummy keeps...that can be very soothing. I'm a whale! Do not cry! Goodbye. Get some fake IDs. You can easi

...even a birth certificate. No. Mummy keeps mine locked up in the freezer with Granny. What about you, Matt? Matt had an incident with his birth certificate....

...is that? It's a very popular computer game. It's like Guitar Hero. But with Bavarian dancing. I wish I had my Edam. I'm so hungry! Hello, scrumptious. How...Bring it on! MORRIS DANCING Yes! I am the Lederhosen Hero! Gorge on my fat Bavarian ball bag! B

...give me a lick. It's the cinema. It's there for… I may fancy a nibble on his Mr Whippy. As long as he has a slurp on your raspberry ripple. We are talking...roll 'em up in a rug and chuck 'em off a bridge." Oh, Jezza. You're a card. Mr Karrimor. You'

...you completely ignore me. I'm going to have to come down on you hard. Oh, my God. Sometimes I wish I could put you across my knee and give you a jolly good...arrrooooooooo arrrooooooo! Ollie! How about… HE MIMICS A MOUTH ORGAN Oh, for God's sake! Let

...See you later, meditator. I think you'll find it's masturbator! Women, eh, Jezza? "Yes, Oliver Sinclair. "Women! Can't live with 'em, can't roll 'em up in...live with 'em, can't roll 'em up in a rug and chuck 'em off a bridge." Oh, Jezza. You're a card

...HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES You're spoiling it for me! Good morning, gentlemen. Hi, Miss. Ooh, DK, that muffin looks scrumptious. Come to Mama! In my office in one...

...to tell him? I'm not going to tell him. Matt's not going to tell him. The Principal's not going to tell him. DK's not going to tell him. How many people...what happened, you had a sex dream, didn't you? Kind of, yes. It was about the Principal, wasn't

...You can tell me anything. Well, I suppose the easiest way to say it is… (RAPS) Yo, yo, yo, Mr K is in da house! Wiki wiki wa wa braaaap! I'm Mr K and...

...tell him. Matt's not going to tell him. The Principal's not going to tell him. DK's not going to tell him. How many people know about this? Hardly anyone. As...RASPBERRIES You're spoiling it for me! Good morning, gentlemen. Hi, Miss. Ooh, DK, that muff

...you to grasp my French tongue. I will try and fit you in as soon as possible. Jasmine got back at Ollie by having sex with a man behind some pub bins. He...face. It needs to be something very pure and unerotic. Meditation. Meditation! Jasmine, I'm a We

...really great for us. I hated it when we were fighting over you trying to shag Mademoiselle Duquette and me… doing a shit behind some bins. Yes. That was...

...Hero! What the hell is that? It's a very popular computer game. It's like Guitar Hero. But with Bavarian dancing. I wish I had my Edam. I'm so hungry!...

...so cute. I could eat you all up in a butty. Come to Mama! Argh! I'm taking Matt to the cinema later. Oh, what are you going to see? Sex Fart 3. Is that...going to see? Sex Fart 3. Is that that new Miley Cyrus film? It's a reward for Matt. He got a U in

...HE SQUEALS AND SCREAMS I'm a whale! Do not cry! Goodbye. Bye! All right, love. Darren! How long have you been in there? Three and a half hours. Why? I want to...hours. Why? I want to spend time with you. So I can find out about your flaws. Darren. I am

...Is that that new Miley Cyrus film? It's a reward for Matt. He got a U in his Geography mock. But a U means… U are great! I know. I haven't been this proud...