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...about the planet? So difficult to get your head around. Like finding out that Boris Johnson is northern! Let's face it, most of the work he claims credit for...

...have Bobby Ball tomorrow. A join us This programme contains some strong language. This programme contains Hello and welcome to Mock The Week. I'm Dara...

...We start as ever with our round called Headliners. Here is a picture of Tony Blair recently, but what does BGBC stand for? Britain's biggest...good. Yes, the answer I was looking for was Blair grilled by Chilcot. This is Tony Blair's appearance before

...footballers flagging around. It is like finding out that the BNP don't like Dizzee Rascal. Would you reckon the fans will forgive him? As if football fans...

...me are Andy Parsons, Andi Osho and and Russell Howard and Hugh Dennis and Stewart Francis. We start as ever with our round called Headliners. Here is a...

...O'Briain. Joining me are Andy Parsons, Andi Osho and and Russell Howard and Hugh Dennis and Stewart Francis. We start as ever with our round called...

...a surprising figure has entered the climate change de bait -- debate. It is Osama Bin Laden. It is bizarre. Finding out that Osama Bin Laden cares about...tape that he sent it as opposed to a video tape. So it appears we have not hit Osama Bin Laden bu

...contains Hello and welcome to Mock The Week. I'm Dara O'Briain. Joining me are Andy Parsons, Andi Osho and and Russell Howard and Hugh Dennis and Stewart...

...has a fragrance out that is called Denial! Whose gagging order was overturned? John Terry. There he is. Excellent. It is so sad. His team-mates are spitting...on him. This is the news the High Court overturned injunction from having John Terry being na

...see if you can raise your leg as high as I can. I bet you can't, because I'm Heather Mills! OK. The next Nimesow, where the lock have you been? -- nemo!...

...ladies! Why is this ironic? Because they sell push-up bras for six-year-olds? Martin Clunes. He has done an advert in which he goes into Tesco's in PJs. You...into Tesco's in PJs. You advertise this! You said it is OK! Oh, it is OK for Martin Clunes to

...testifying in front of the panel and declared he had no regrets about ousting Saddam Hussein. Was grilled the right word? really. It says a lot about the...

...at a basket. My favourite place to go shopping, I love budget shops like Aldi and Lidl. My mum gets so excited "1 pence for beans" there is a...

...Abdulmutallab! That's the point. I don't use my real name either. What did Tesco ban this yeek -- week? Pijamas. She said, you don't realise how difficult...up, I don't even have time for a cup of tea. Dress code. My customers at Tescos don't even have

...wants to come in on that. Away you go, Stewart. I don't think I got the job at Microsoft, they haven't responded to my telegram. It He is a trap trap trap...

...Is it like like balder, Is it Blair given blue cordon? Is it everything the British Army didn't have when we went to war? Bullets, guns, bombs, choppers?...

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...a basket. My favourite place to go shopping, I love budget shops like Aldi and Lidl. My mum gets so excited "1 pence for beans" there is a reason....

...just suggesting what he thinks the next thing that should happen, is it bomb Germany, bomb China? That would have been an maizing turn in -- amazing turn in...

...He has been putting out more stuff than mike make mike. I say "Hello, Kabul" it was awesome. It was an audio tape that he sent it as opposed to...

...subject is family. Who wants to come in on that. Andy. OK, so I grew up in a Nigerian household and I don't know if you know, but there is a lot of strong...and I don't know if you know, but there is a lot of strong discipline in a Nigerian household.

...your national identity starts where you grow up. I grew up in a place called Ireland. Thank you. It's a good place for comedy people. Sometimes in Ireland...called Ireland. Thank you. It's a good place for comedy people. Sometimes in Ireland you don't

...ding-dong. The supermarket where this happened is a part of England called St Mellons! I hope this doesn't happen in my Tescos, I sleep in the nude,...

...the inquiry. "If I was in power, you would be gone. " Is it Blair, Great Britain's catastrophe? Is it like like balder, Is it Blair given blue...

...is in what year did the IPCC predicted that all of the ice would melt from the Himalayas? That's it. The question I was looking for, what did the UN climate...

...as a serial womaniser, brawler and drinker. Surely he is perfect to represent England! But surely there is something wrong with the fact that the papers in...is something wrong with the fact that the papers in this country every time England is about t

...Osama Bin Laden but we have hit his video camera. What did he claim? That the Detroit bomber was a hero. He failed! All he did was scorch the inadequacies....

...time for a cup of tea. Dress code. My customers at Tescos don't even have a DNA code. There is a kind of a thing, it is She's made an effort! There is...

...write jokes. It is just in the newspaper! Last year an orang-utan escaped from Dublin Zoo and in the newspaper and I I quote his zookeeper said, "we...

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...on the boards are six categories. - - Andi. Science. Is it the number of Premiership footballers kids who look like John Terry? Is it if Goebel warming...

...the number of Premiership footballers kids who look like John Terry? Is it if Goebel warming continues, when will all ginger people melt? Is it how many...

...look? -- looks like? He looks like an ASBO Noddy. It is in what year did the IPCC predicted that all of the ice would melt from the Himalayas? That's it....

...It is so sad. His team-mates are spitting on him. This is the news the High Court overturned injunction from having John Terry being named in a sex...

...them to love him! Oi! Oi! Hermione, cockus engorgio! So, this mission is Impossible? Let's not bother! Andy Dufresne, when he walked into Shawshank, I...

...and welcome to Mock The Week. I'm Dara O'Briain. Joining me are Andy Parsons, Andi Osho and and Russell Howard and Hugh Dennis and Stewart Francis. We start...

...engineered his climb. He had cultivated a tree. What the hell kind of monkey Shawshank Redemption is that? Do we have any English people here? Welcome...mission is Impossible? Let's not bother! Andy Dufresne, when he walked into Shawshank, I knew he wa

...what they were trying to say. Whether they were trying to show solidarity with Wayne Bridge or say, "yes, we've flagged her as well. " feel sorry...

...what he thinks the next thing that should happen, is it bomb Germany, bomb China? That would have been an maizing turn in -- amazing turn in the inquiry....

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...one? " Terry is both the captain and the captain of Chelsea who are the FA Cup holders. Thank you. But he was going on about, one of the reason that...

...where the lock have you been? -- nemo! Look, Mr Bond, do you want to hire the Ford Focus or not? Mr Vader, we are the Child Support Agency… You want the...

...Saddam Hussein. Was grilled the right word? really. It says a lot about the Government inquiry that Fern Britton got more out of him than they did. You...inquiry that Fern Britton got more out of him than they did. You have a Government inquiry trying

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...discipline I heard on the bus. There was a woman on the bus. Her name was Auntie. She had a little daughter with her and the daughter was about four or...

...bed, but she put them on specifically. She wouldn't have worn her second-rate PJs, that would have been a chavvy disgrace. This has the ingredients of a...Martin Clunes. He has done an advert in which he goes into Tesco's in PJs. You advertise this! Yo

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...Mills! OK. The next Nimesow, where the lock have you been? -- nemo! Look, Mr Bond, do you want to hire the Ford Focus or not? Mr Vader, we are the Child...when he walked into Shawshank, I knew he was locked! Revenge will be mine, Mr Bond, when we meet

...the choice. Yes, well, how charming. Does anybody know who that was? Was that Judith Chalmers? Bloody, dreadful woman. Hello darling. Oh god. Oh god. I'm...

...such a non story, footballers flagging around. It is like finding out that the BNP don't like Dizzee Rascal. Would you reckon the fans will forgive him? As if...

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