...recently. Anton du Beke told his dance partner she looked like a taxi. Laila Rouass is halve Indian. What an idiot. Regardless of the fact it is...

...him with mayonnaise, stage five… Racism has been everywhere recently. Anton du Beke told his dance partner she looked like a taxi. Laila Rouass is...everybody knows if a woman has had a spray tan she looks like this guy… … Anton du Beke, apologis

...Jeremy Paxman was really bored Scope I'm so bored, I can't wait to interview Boris Johnson, put my finger in my ear and sniff it. " They were denied by...

...say this also… A Lib Dem MEP went crazy. I hate the dirty cheating (BLEEP). Jeremy Paxman was really bored Scope I'm so bored, I can't wait to interview...

...a cat a reach-around. Genuine noise there of a cat being given a reach-around. David Cameron was heavily credit… That will probably not be stated in the...are, if they eare in someone's front room… Oh, so that is how you do it. David Cameron was he

...was livid. You used a four-lettered word, the C word. No, I said chumps! And Nick Griffin of the British National Party is appearing on Question Time. There...National Party is appearing on Question Time. There is outrage with regards to Nick Griffin a

...change, the Tories were in the lead and Labour was dropped by the Sun. Peter Mandelson was livid. You used a four-lettered word, the C word. No, I...

...to get the news where you are argh! Do you think somebody told Lady Gaga that Barack Obama was deaf? Obama I know that you're listening. Are you listening!...SCREAMING What is wrong with you people? So, what's been happening in America? Barack Obama is

...going there is nothing funny about politics, you did not see the conferences. Gordon Brown struggled to hold everyone's attention. Let me say this also… A...My husband, my hero, the leader of the Labour Party, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. It is

...a vampire. Time to get the news where you are argh! Do you think somebody told Lady Gaga that Barack Obama was deaf? Obama I know that you're listening. Are...

...apologised and then this man stepped forward as our nation's racial tzar, Bruce Forsyth, a man who looks like a ball bag sprinkled with hey. We had a...

...has been charged after being photographed urine naiting on a war memorial in Sheffield. Philip Language is accused of outrageous public indeensencey. Not at...

...what you do if you don't tell me what you do? I travel a lot. Where, recently? Barcelona. Is that anything to do with why you are in the news? Yes. OK. Right....there is just you and me in it! Where abouts did you do this thing? What, in Barcelona. Yes

...might bring her back to life. Don't do that, that would be repellent. Over in New York, a worried Rabbi has come up with a unique way to protect his flock....

...Scottish questions comment and vote on matters that are strictly relating to England? We all get like that, poor guy, but if you look carefully, you will...

...terrified. Stand up, Shaun. Master baiting is good. Apparently sperm can cure Alzheimer's, so, Shaun, I want everyone to chant his name. He is a life-giving...

...be happy. Here we have yet another report telling us how bad it is to live in Britain, but we also have loads of tiny things that make the country...

...I said chumps! And Nick Griffin of the British National Party is appearing on Question Time. There is outrage with regards to Nick Griffin appearing on...on Question Time. There is outrage with regards to Nick Griffin appearing on Question Time. Look a

...a per evert. -- pervert. Right, did you hear about this… great story in the Mail. About dinosaurs, we think they were killed by meat eaters, but T-Rex was...they were killed by meat eaters, but T-Rex was wiped out, according to the Mail by… A sore

...throater. He has an cars like a… Haven't you seen the new exhibit at the Tate Modern. This is the latest installation at the Tate Modern, effectively a...

...I was eight years old! Eight years old, you beast. Dress him up as a cat! Sarah Brown gave her husband the introduction of a lifetime. My husband, my...

...Gordon Brown struggled to hold everyone's attention. Let me say this also… A Lib Dem MEP went crazy. I hate the dirty cheating (BLEEP). Jeremy Paxman was...

...to chant his name. He is a life-giving God. You take that home Shaun and West Bank over your nan until she remembers who you are. Shaun, ladies and...

...that is how you do it. David Cameron was heavily criticised for being in the Bullingdon Club. They used to puke and smash up windows, but we have all done...

...but we also have loads of tiny things that make the country spectacular. COMMENTATOR: Football chants. Nobody does chants like the British. Scottish...

...there has been a sense of a little bit of humour about the thing. Too right, Brucie, what has it come to when you can't go into a pub and shout the word...

...he did… I was told I was entitled to some reward, I gave it to the victim. REPORTER: Why? I did not deserve it. I thought that the state that the...

...cannot comment on the situation, as it was a Scottish decision, but how come MPs or the Prime Minister, who hold as Scottish questions comment and vote on...look carefully. You said you cannot comment on the situation… But how can MPs or the Prime Mi

...Let me say this also… A Lib Dem MEP went crazy. I hate the dirty cheating (BLEEP). Jeremy Paxman was really bored Scope I'm so bored, I can't wait to...Everybody has a nickname. You still have a nickname in our house, he's a (BLEEP) idiot. Now the ne

...does not contribute to our national security. I am total 'up for gays in the Army. That means you are left with must- ask must-tell, but, I don't know about...

...We have another thing in this country, probably my favourite, that is this… Old people who don't give a chit. Look at this thief, recently in the news....

...Johnson, put my finger in my ear and sniff it. " They were denied by the Labour Government. Johnson as ever on form. Manchester! One of the few great...

...with the present generation, Mr Long- Leggett Mad Daddy. What did you call the President of the United States? Mr Long-legged Mad Daddy. Did you call him...

...HER SCREAMING What is wrong with you people? So, what's been happening in America? Barack Obama is to end the ban on people being openly gay in the US...people being openly gay in the US military. should not be punishing patriotic Americans who have st

...to life. Don't do that, that would be repellent. Over in New York, a worried Rabbi has come up with a unique way to protect his flock. Meet Rabbi Gary...York, a worried Rabbi has come up with a unique way to protect his flock. Meet Rabbi Gary Moscovitz

...fans chanted "there are only two Andy Gorhams? ". Every place in the West Country sounds like a pervert. All right, you? Snifplt all right, barring...

...be tricky. I don't understand, where is the bomb? MUSIC TO MICHAEL FLATLY'S LORD OF THE DANCE. See, it will be impossible Don't worry, be happy. Here we...

...of a lifetime. My husband, my hero, the leader of the Labour Party, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. It is lovely, you know if they had a row it would...you know if they had a row it would be different, "You know him as the Prime Minister, I know