...they have in here? Well… Hi, I'm George Michael. What can I get you? Hi, I'm Chuck Norris. What can I get you? Hi, we're UB40. What can we get ya? Who are...

...Picture yourself at home. Who would you rather watch television with? Hm… Don Johnson? What? No, I mean out of Sam and Honey. Why Don Johnson? I don't...

...just aren't drinkers, Dom. Oh, my God! You're not going to believe this, but Michael Jackson's over there. I thought he was dead? It's a themed restaurant....carbonara. Or should that be carbon-A-Ha? Yeah? Yeah? Come on! Oh, my God! Michael Jackson's c

...people got in the glass box. Never-ending story… Wow. You look just like Limahl! I am Limahl. And he stays in character when he pees. That's brilliant....in character when he pees. That's brilliant. What's your name, mister? I said, Limahl! Yeah, all

...What can I get you? Hi, we're UB40. What can we get ya? Who are you? I'm Steve Guttenberg, from Cocoon: The Return. What can I get you? I will have a…...

...What can I get y'all? So who else do they have in here? Well… Hi, I'm George Michael. What can I get you? Hi, I'm Chuck Norris. What can I get you?...

...What can I get you? Hi, I'm Chuck Norris. What can I get you? Hi, we're UB40. What can we get ya? Who are you? I'm Steve Guttenberg, from Cocoon: The...

...watch. You don't know that. Some people don't think grown men should watch CBeebies. But then there's Honey. She's SO stupid! I mean, if we were watching...

...can see your cock and balls, right? Yes, I do. And they've been expecting you, Mr Bond. Oh, no - they're not mine. No, this is a lifelike body suit. Yeah....

...right, it's a cold Sunday night. There's nothing on telly except… the Antiques Roadshow, so you and I nip upstairs, have some sexy intercourse, then...