...we can be sure he hasn't done, is murder a prostitute. Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Fry! Thank you for coming back, have a seat. Hello, everybody. Hello....

...for hours.' Student, full-time, studying, er, er, religion. James May. .. No, Adam Smith, sorry. £2,500 is 15 times more than the car is worth. No, but what...

...the job of Speaker. All we know is that's three things he has in common with Margaret Beckett. And he's off! Another similarity is, of course, very thin...

...are buying are Korean, which means the Government is using our money to help Kim Jong-il buy nuclear weapons. That's the wrong bit of Korea. Don't be so...That someone is going to be under an arch at the end of your road, and not Kim Jong-il. You know

...round the track. Speaking of which… Last week a man came here claiming to be The Stig. You may have seen it, OK? Now, maybe he is, we don't know. OK, maybe...

...that you've never read that you wanted to read. For example, I've just had Tim Robbins in my ear reading The Great Gatsby. It is about the supreme...

...the options for hours.' Student, full-time, studying, er, er, religion. James May. .. No, Adam Smith, sorry. £2,500 is 15 times more than the car is...

...places just… You visited Detroit in your… I did. I actually went to the General Motors Headquarters and was taken round in a brand-new Cadillac by the...in a brand-new Cadillac by the designer. This was only about six months before General Motors w

...these days for that kind of budget - even this 1997 BMW 7 Series. Great car, ABS, air bag, so it's safe in a crash. Parents will love it for this reason....

...by sheep that were no longer alive and bits of what used to be my mum's Audi. "How did this happen? ! I'm the best driver in the world and I've gone...

...was right.' How do you feel now? Go on. £3,377. Asda will do it for £3,400. HSBC, £4,600. OneQuoteDirect, OK… £8,007! I don't think they want the...

....which means it's the perfect place to go for a run in this - 'the brand-new Lamborghini Murcielago.' Over there is downtown Abu Dhabi. Between me and it is...Oh, what a noise! 140. 150. 160. 170mph. Whoa! Whoa. You've just met the Lamborghini Murciela

...Now some say that last week he was found in a locked room tied to a chair with German piano wire… …and that this week, MPs turned him down for the job of...incredible. OK, just two corners left. You can see Stiggy's little, possibly German paws wor

...driving! And the third thing, obviously, is a love of caravan holidays in the Dordogne. OK, there he is through the Follow Through. Stig says this car can be...

..."Oh, boo"? ! This is a dictatorship. If you want to live in a democracy, go to Iran. I have to work with that, week in, week out. It's now time to find out...

...to me about your important distinctions. Why would the South Koreans nuke Hammersmith? They use American guidance systems? We're going off-topic again!...

...GM." And his father didn't talk to him for two weeks. If he'd tried that in Australia! Oh, yes!...

...Thoughts? Ah! This'll answer the question. "The festival test. "You've been at Glastonbury for the weekend, "it's finished and now it's a straight race to see...

...a run in this - 'the brand-new Lamborghini Murcielago.' Over there is downtown Abu Dhabi. Between me and it is a four-mile, arrow-straight stretch of highway....on, little Lambo! Ah-ha-ha! Try that on, fella. 160. 170 through the centre of Abu Dhabi. H

...on the road, the freeways and those truck stops and places just… You visited Detroit in your… I did. I actually went to the General Motors Headquarters...

...important distinctions. Why would the South Koreans nuke Hammersmith? They use American guidance systems? We're going off-topic again! Can we get back? ! Yes....in America. You're right and that's what brought me to it. I finished the American thing la

...paws working hard there. Spit of flame on the overrun, this car really is Widow Twankey with a wing. Great lap but where does it go? Hammond, you have...

...it for this reason. And kids'll love it cos, well, it's cool. 'Back at the Top Gear office, and pretending to be 17…' Student, living at home. '. .I set...what they are for 17-year-old boys. Seriously? Half the money. Well, there's a Top Gear top tip

...you wanted to read. For example, I've just had Tim Robbins in my ear reading The Great Gatsby. It is about the supreme experience you can have and you eat...

...a locked room tied to a chair with German piano wire… …and that this week, MPs turned him down for the job of Speaker. All we know is that's three things...

...140. 150. 160. 170mph. Whoa! Whoa. You've just met the Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV, or, to put it in plain English… the fastest Lamborghini ever...If a Toyota Prius came up behind and saw that, it would wet its pants. 'So, LP670-4 SV.' The SV s

...his Bach and we pop in this… Yeah. Hang on. What have we got? That's glued. Volume's glued. Glued, glued, glued. The source button's glued. JEREMY LAUGHS...

...it!" Right, can we now do the news? Yes. Last week, we were talking about the Government's scrappage scheme, which is important, and we got distracted by...the scrappage scheme genuinely is important. To prop up the car industry, the Government is enco

...quietly, 'because from every angle, this last hurrah looks absolutely evil.' GROWLING I mean, just look at that exhaust. If a Toyota Prius came up behind...

...like her having what DH Lawrence would've called a "crisis". A what? A crisis. Lady Chatterley, goes in the barn with the gardener, in the hay, some things...

...'. .30 more than James's bladder can ever manage. 'While he went for a wee, Richard and I decided to improve his car 'even more.' I think you'll find track...control at the moment though. Oh, good, no music again this week, because, as Richard said, th

...car. My guest tonight, he's just done everything really. He's the voice of the Harry Potter audiotapes, Blackadder, he's recently driven a taxi all the way...

...really what it was. When he said, the man, whatever he was - the instructor… Examiner. .. examiner - when he said, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, you've...

...just done everything really. He's the voice of the Harry Potter audiotapes, Blackadder, he's recently driven a taxi all the way around America. Started out...

...looks absolutely evil.' GROWLING I mean, just look at that exhaust. If a Toyota Prius came up behind and saw that, it would wet its pants. 'So, LP670-4...

...This is an important point. It is more ecological - and this is a fact, the Green Party agree with us ONLY on this point - it's more ecological to keep an...

...first to arrive.' As you would imagine, I've done this properly. It… It's a Golf and that's really all there is to say about it. It cost my mum £695 and...pressure, I think. It is a low pressure turbo. What have you got? I've got a Golf. Has it got

...car… and, for the first time ever, the Bugatti Veyron races the McLaren F1. Thank you, everybody, thank you, thank you. Hello and welcome....

...That's the wrong bit of Korea. Don't be so pedantic! It's hardly pedantic, Jeremy. One is a free-market economy making a harmless hatchback, the other is...touched it inappropriately. That is the end of the news. Now, at this point, Jeremy usually rush

...father he'd got a job, his father said, "That's great, son." He said, ". .At GM." And his father didn't talk to him for two weeks. If he'd tried that in...

...is a love of caravan holidays in the Dordogne. OK, there he is through the Follow Through. Stig says this car can be flighty so that's probably why he's...

...well, it's cool. 'Back at the Top Gear office, and pretending to be 17…' Student, living at home. '. .I set about sorting the Bimmer's insurance.' How...think they want the business. 'We ploughed through the options for hours.' Student, full-time, st

...he is. But what we do know is that he set a time of 1 minute 10 seconds in a Ferrari FXX round the track - top of our leader board. We subsequently...

....but with the more rarified and expensive hypercars.' There it is! That's an SLR 722… …like an SLR, only more. That is hypercar royalty, right there....

...160. 170mph. Whoa! Whoa. You've just met the Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV, or, to put it in plain English… the fastest Lamborghini ever made. 'It's...Toyota Prius came up behind and saw that, it would wet its pants. 'So, LP670-4 SV.' The SV stan

...restaurant. Not much in it and nothing you want. I mean, look at that - Rover Metro, Citroen AX. Can you imagine a 17-year-old in a Suzuki Wagon R+?...

...man drives our reasonably-priced car… and, for the first time ever, the Bugatti Veyron races the McLaren F1. Thank you, everybody, thank you, thank...

...water bed in the back. Well, when I say water bed, what I mean is… it's a Lilo. But to enliven it a bit, I've teamed it with a leopard-skin throw and...of cake. Ah! Guys! Problem! What? I shoved my anarchy flag through my water Lilo. Nobody's ever sa

...my mates. CAR HORN TOOTS Ha-ha-ha-ha! JAMES LAUGHS Is it an S Coupe? It is a Hyundai S Coupe. 1. 5L and, I think you'll agree… Well, there's only one word...got a Golf. Has it got a turbo? No. They did do a turbo… What is that? ! A Hyundai S Coupe