...There's him, Budgie, Luggy, Gary'n'Simon, Dirtbox, Fingers, Smithy, Swede and Jesus. DOOR So is Andy not going? Oh, no, don't think so. Hiya boys! - Dirtbox!...Come here, you little minx. Give me a hug! Get of me, you big brute! Jesus, look at them. Cr

...a room and everything? But no funny business? Yeah. It's difficult. I'd marry Anneka Rice. Are we talking Pam St Clements as herself or as Pat Butcher? Pat...

...let give me a little nosh. Oh, man. He's serious. Go on. Name one. Any woman. Ann Widdecombe. Why not? All right, Nadia from Big Brother. Bring it on. But...

...little Ray are there. No, they're not! Chico! Nah, he can't hear me. Oh, it's Gareth Gates. I'll take it outside, he'll be ages. So… what d'you think of...

...with her. But, on the other hand, I don't think I could spend a year with Davina McCall. The thing is, he don't even have a dog! I don't even like them!...

...for the dance floor. What's your first dance? I want A Million Love Songs by Take That, but Gav wants How Deep Is Your Love. But the Take That version....

...Yeah. He's Preston from the Ordinary Boys. Oh, my God! And he's the fat one in G4. Who? G4. They came second on the X Factor. Shut up! He is! He's the fat...

...But it took time to understand the man Now at least I know, I know him well Wasn't it good? So, so good Wasn't he fine? Oh, so fine Isn't it madness He...

...yeah… There's him, Budgie, Luggy, Gary'n'Simon, Dirtbox, Fingers, Smithy, Swede and Jesus. DOOR So is Andy not going? Oh, no, don't think so. Hiya boys!...

...house since 1991. Who? Your Uncle Keith? That's the one. But he emigrated to Canada. Ah, look who's opened his mouth. You're always first with advice aren't...

...Go on. Name one. Any woman. Ann Widdecombe. Why not? All right, Nadia from Big Brother. Bring it on. But she's a bloke. Shut your eyes, great babylons,...

...it's not worth the hassle. Shockin'. How is Dougie? Not great. They did the DNA test. Turns out it was his semen on the dress, so it's not looking good....

...over Chinese Alan's. Hey, he's getting married again. To that one that was in EastEnders. I know! Gita. So is he going tonight? Chinese Alan? Oh, yeah…...

...first, Bryn? Was it Kyle? Here he is! Let me help you with those. No, it was Hywel. That's right. Then Kyle, Leighton, me, Cliff and now you. Yeah, you're...Oh, my God! How d'you think I feel, Stace? Was it Clifford? No. Leighton? No. Hywell? No, Achme

...And you, young lady, are in big trouble. Oh, my God. Music: "Just A Little" by Liberty X. Oh my God! No way! There's no way that's real. That is...everywhere. But now congestion charge, speed cameras. I mean, it's criminal. Little Doug's stopped nickin

...know, I know him well Wasn't it good? So, so good Wasn't he fine? Oh, so fine Isn't it madness He can't be mine? I tell you what. I still can't get over last...

...set a date. Gavin and Stacey! Gavin and Stacey! We are not to mention the other engagements. Stace will tell you when she's ready. I don't see the point of...wax? What you doing? Nothing. What's with the food? We ain't sticking round. Gavin. You've got

...your first dance? I want A Million Love Songs by Take That, but Gav wants How Deep Is Your Love. But the Take That version. Nice. And what about the...

...were phenomenal. Really? I was worried it might've been too much for ya. Oh, God, no. Well, you just play your cards right, sweet cheeks, you never know...then? We're singers. Really? Yeah. He's Preston from the Ordinary Boys. Oh, my God! And he's the

...omelette! Ah, nothing changes. Have you tried this woman's omelettes? Best in South Wales. I've had two. Only me! I forgot to say, I… > - Hi, Uncle Bryn. -...

...him, Budgie, Luggy, Gary'n'Simon, Dirtbox, Fingers, Smithy, Swede and Jesus. DOOR So is Andy not going? Oh, no, don't think so. Hiya boys! - Dirtbox! You're...big brute! Jesus, look at them. Cracking vol au vents, Pam. All right, boys? DOOR Here. Get t

...all I want to do is go out, get shit-faced, and have a curry or a fight down Caroline Street. Oh, you're such a good friend. I know. Well, this is a joke,...